Girl Gaga’s extremely anticipated future #1 album Chromatica arrives tomorrow.
“Silly Love” WAS the second.
“Rain on Me” IS the second.
Homosexuality is flourishing.
For these of the non-straight, “Chromatica” is a spot. It is a vibe. It is a feeling. This is how Gaga defined it:
I stay on Chromatica, that’s the place I stay. I went into my body — I discovered Earth, I deleted it. Earth is canceled. I stay on Chromatica.
You hear that? Earth is canceled.
On Twitter, an account referred to as @ChromaticaGov is functioning because the makeshift head of state for Chromatica.
They’ve determined that the Cock Destroyers are head of TSA.
Iced espresso is the beverage of selection.
Heterosexuality is tolerated, however not inspired.
And bottoms get a month-to-month stimulus.
Yesterday, Gaga tweeted that she would personally be delivering copies of Chromatica to shops.
She included this newly iconic image of her driving a truck in a face masks.
As a result of that is what followers do these days, the Chromatica Authorities account tweeted at FedEx that “this girl” nearly hit them with a truck.
And FedEx seemingly believed them, as a result of they earnestly replied. 😩
Another person within the replies echoed the identical sentiment, including that the *similar girl* referred to as them the “f phrase.”
So, there you may have it. Girl Gaga is now a problematic FedEx driver. Go determine. Take me to Chromatica!
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