Maybe the larger information, or at the very least the half that pursuits me personally as a result of I’m a little bit of a snot that method, is that the State Division took the chance to (ahem) distribute to company a considerable amount of “Be Greatest” swag left over from Melania Trump’s sporadic makes an attempt to faux somebody within the White Home gave a shit in regards to the type of poisonous, abusive conduct that her husband Thumbboy dished out with as a lot frequency as could possibly be mustered. Surprisingly, the administration has fairly a number of Be Greatest water bottles, and so forth., nonetheless in stock, which we’re instructed by the Submit is “usually handed out when the primary woman travels overseas.”
Ah sure, the Sorry my husband is a malevolent asshole apology tour. Right here, have a Frisbee.
As for why the government-produced, government-distributed merchandizing encouraging youngsters to realize Bestness was now being handed out to the fortunate youngsters being towed by means of Blair Home by their pandemic-indifferent dad and mom, the Submit quotes an nameless official who didn’t precisely attempt to put the most effective spin on it. “It is time to do away with the leftovers,” stated that individual.
Anyhoo, I’m feeling spiteful so within the spirit of Be Much less Not Good we in all probability need to wrap issues up right here with out a lot additional commentary. Simply know that Mike Pompeo will probably be internet hosting extra occasions in coming days, as a result of he actually fairly sincerely doesn’t care whether or not the virus spreads or doesn’t.
Be Greatest, children. Be Greatest your bestest. Have a water bottle and go hug your grandma or one thing.